hey guys, leave me numbers.

• 1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
• 2.When did your last hug take place?
• 3.Are you a jealous person?
• 4.Are you tired right now?
• 5.Do you chew on your straws?
• 6.Have you ever been called a tease?
• 7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
• 8.Do you cry easily?
• 9.What should you be doing right now?
• 10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
• 11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
• 12.Are you mad at someone right now?
• 13.Do you believe in love?
• 14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
• 15.Who was the last person you talked to?
• 16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
• 17.Will you get married?
• 18.When was the last time you smiled?
• 19.Does anyone like you?
• 20.Do you secretly like someone?
• 21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
• 22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
• 23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
• 24.What ARE you looking forward to?
• 25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
• 26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
• 27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
• 28.Are you a forgiving person?
• 29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
• 30.Do you fall for people easily?
• 31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
• 32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
• 33.Who was the last person you drove with?
• 34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
• 35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
• 36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
• 37.Can you live a day without TV?
• 38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
• 39.Three names you go by..
• 40.Are you currently in a relationship?
• 41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
• 42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
• 43.What’s your current problem?
• 44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
• 45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
• 46.How many kids do you want to have?
• 47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?

(Source: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg, via thewalterbeforethisone)

• ♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you
• ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
• ღ = I have a crush on you
• * = just delete your tumblr already
• æ = Post a picture of yourself
• $ = You’re awesome
• # = I love your blog
• @ = You’re beautiful
• + = i hate you.
• % = You’re ugly
• <3 = I want to fuck you
• & = I wish we were close
• ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
• ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
• ! = You inspire me

(Source: withoutmeyouwouldbenothing, via deathstarinmordor)

chekhov:

9/11 humor is not funny.

Not just because it’s “too edgy” or “shockingly irreverent.”

Because I’ve never heard a single 9/11 joke that was actually funny, everyone who makes them is just clearly trying too hard to be funny and edgy.

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You all need to calm your shit about yahoo buying tumblr. It’s not like we can control anything so grow the fuck up and get over it and stop making disgusting jokes about it…that 9/11 one was just absolutely UNNACCEPTABLE. so PIPE THE FUCK DOWN

(Source: evrything-happens-for-a-reason)

claydols:

who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed

THANK YOU!!!!

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